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Hey, you !
Yeah, you, the lazy-as-F punk behind your desk !
Scroll for f-sake !
Do you know about
Search engine ?
You know... that magic from 21th century...
And Boom !
2 seconds, your answer !
That's sick dude, there's
everything
on search engine
why dont you scroll already !
Yeay, that'sJohn Stockton
name of NBA's 1995 best assist
And most probably
Yeah, you're expecting it now....You can click and get your answer, or keep scrolling and discover why you got this webpage in a first place...
See, you've spent seconds reading this fucking text
...
If you searched directly on a search engine like Google...
-
You could have moved on
about your fucking issue -
You may have already find
your fucking answer -
Everyone would have
bought time !
Plus, in case you didn't know...
Internet is pollution : with every new page created, it's a bit more of carbon dioxyde released.
So, in a nutshell, creating useless pages hurts our planet more than reading something debated a million time.
That's what you Want ? Fuck our planet a bit more ?
Don't you think it's had enough ?
And as a conclusion
Internet, and all great creation of history, has been made by passionate people sharing their knowledge.
How do you think they did it, huh ?
By asking ?
Hell, no ! They pulled their fingers off their ass, and worked hard ! Out of their comfort zone. That's how you get shit done ! By trying, failing, and starting all over again till you figure things out.
You will do shit if your basic habit is waiting for the solution to come out of other's help.
SO
Stop asking stuff you could find in 2 fucking seconds on a search engine !
There's enough shit on social network godamnit !
Use google,
for F-sake !Oh, you can try Qwant as well
it's a nice SE !
Merci (pardon my french)
You too, you can learn to someone how to use a search engine, with the fucking form below